I Wish Comics

Well after two solid year of bitching we've finally gotten Davey to put this sucker online. For a while we've been fantasizing about how freaking successful this piece of crap is gonna be so it would be in your best interest to like this comic... or we'll find your dog and tell it some pretty messed up stuff about you.

Now before you go and hate this comic and all that it stands for like every one else who has read it give it a chance. It takes a while to get... you know funny. So just read the first few hundred comics, start a fan web site or two, start a few cults that worship the comic and donate obscenely large amounts of money to us before you formulate an opinion. We'll try to stay regular with updates but we won't, no one ever does.

If you have any complaints send them to us and we'll do our best to ignore them. Me can't rantimicate good right now there is not much to talk about.

This is the reborn comic number one. Soon the entire Science Kit plot will also be replaced to give our comic more consistent art. To new readers: you may want to skip to the Jesus Plot for now.